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<blockquote data-quote="Ron" data-source="post: 58629" data-attributes="member: 313"><p>The first time I went to a chemist to buy condoms, I was served by a beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't sure. So she asked how big I was and I said, ‘Compared to what?’</p><p></p><p>She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, ‘I'm bigger than that.’</p><p></p><p>Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, ‘I'm bigger than that.’</p><p></p><p>Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, ‘I'm about that big.’</p><p></p><p>She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, ‘You're a medium.’</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ron, post: 58629, member: 313"] The first time I went to a chemist to buy condoms, I was served by a beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't sure. So she asked how big I was and I said, ‘Compared to what?’ She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, ‘I'm bigger than that.’ Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, ‘I'm bigger than that.’ Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, ‘I'm about that big.’ She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, ‘You're a medium.’ [/QUOTE]
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