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<blockquote data-quote="jayjedi" data-source="post: 11529" data-attributes="member: 4"><p>Liverpool FC</p><p>A young Iranian was signed by Liverpool FC because the scouts said he was brilliant. </p><p>Manchester United come to town and is battering Liverpool 4-0. The Liverpool manager calls the new Iranian lad from the bench and brings him on with 20 minutes to go. Within 15 minutes the kid has done some fantastic skill and scored 5 goals. Liverpool win 5-4 </p><p>Later he calls him mum. </p><p>"Mum, mum I've just scored 5 goals in 15 minutes and we won 5-4" </p><p>"oh that's fantastic. Meanwhile your dad stepped out of the door and got shot. The house has been ransacked and me and your sister have been repeatedly raped" </p><p>"Oh mama I'm so sorry", replied the footballer. </p><p>"You should be it was your idea to move to Liverpool in the first place!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jayjedi, post: 11529, member: 4"] Liverpool FC A young Iranian was signed by Liverpool FC because the scouts said he was brilliant. Manchester United come to town and is battering Liverpool 4-0. The Liverpool manager calls the new Iranian lad from the bench and brings him on with 20 minutes to go. Within 15 minutes the kid has done some fantastic skill and scored 5 goals. Liverpool win 5-4 Later he calls him mum. "Mum, mum I've just scored 5 goals in 15 minutes and we won 5-4" "oh that's fantastic. Meanwhile your dad stepped out of the door and got shot. The house has been ransacked and me and your sister have been repeatedly raped" "Oh mama I'm so sorry", replied the footballer. "You should be it was your idea to move to Liverpool in the first place!" [/QUOTE]
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